Sulu

For information leading directly to the apprehension and conviction of Sulu the Bionic Hamster.

Sulu is wanted in connection with the October 9th destruction of private property, and the October 5th spanking of a nerd. He was last seen in Piqua, Ohio. He is considered cute and extremely fuzzy.

If you have any information on the whereabouts of this hamster, please contact your local FBH Office immediately.